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Rebound time

Posted by: Rob Blair on Mon Dec 07th 2015 8:53pm

Fellow Yellow,

Lessons learned from last game vs Flyers:

1) The game starts in the first period, not the second. We should adjust accordingly.
2) Spotting a team 5 goals is not a well thought out game plan.
3) Andrew can still score. Nice hat trick.
4) It takes no less than 3 teammates to explain to Russell what to do after a defensive zone face off. Thank you all. I think I get it now.
5) We can and will play better on Sunday. Time to get the first win of December.

Your availability please.

Press Box thus far: Derek (in Winterpeg), Berner (getting full value at all you can eat pancake breakfast)

Rebound Roster

Posted by: Rob Blair on Mon Dec 07th 2015 8:51pm

Pete Shook Darien
Dan Murray Pummy
Bill John Craig

Rob Mike
Jamie Brian

Press Box thus far: Derek (in Winterpeg), Berner (getting full value at all you can eat pancake breakfast), Shook, Bryan (working?)

Flying low

Posted by: Rob Blair on Mon Dec 07th 2015 8:50pm

Fellow Yellow,

The Yellow Jackets Nation breathed a sigh of relief after their heroes in yellow produced a solid defensive outing against the Honey Badgers.
The result was a convincing 1-1 tie despite a questionable too many men penalty in the dying minutes of the game. Goaltender Chris "Double Double" Humeston had arguably his most solid effort between the pipes this season while the Jackets' forwards made the Badgers' goalie look good by repeatedly directing pucks towards his midsection.
Defenceman "Royal" Mike Coflin took matters into his own hands by netting the sole goal for the Yellow Jackets after scooping up a loose puck and side stepping a stationary Russell.
The Yellow Jackets' next opponent on Wednesday will be the much bounced around Flyers. The Flyers were temporarily promoted to the Silver Division before abruptly stumbling back to the basement. Hopefully, their spirits will be as demoralized as an unsuccessful car salesman on the 30th of the month, allowing the good guys in yellow to be able to take advantage of them while they are feeling down about themselves.
Please let management know if your availability has changed.

Yellow Jackets vs Flyers Wednesday December 2 10:00 pm Langley

Pete Andrew Darien

Denton Murray Pummy

Bill John Craig


Rob Mike

Berner Brian


Press Box: Bryan Derek Centre of the Universe: Dan

Honey Badger lineup

Posted by: Rob Blair on Sat Nov 28th 2015 7:41pm

Fellow Yellow,

Forwards
Pete Berner Darien
Pummy Murray Derek
Bryan John Bill

D
Rob Brian
Mike Dan

Press Box
Craig, Denton, Andrew

Up next the Honey Badgers

Posted by: Rob Blair on Fri Nov 27th 2015 10:58am

Fellow Yellow,

After squandering a secondary scoring performance by Denton "Triple Lutz" Muir and "Wild" Bill Caley, the Yellow Jackets left the ice defeated by a more evenly matched Black Sheep squad Tuesday night.
The game featured the return of defenceman Mike "Mr. QE" Coflin and a shockingly sweet toe drag by forward Russell.
The game also witnessed Pete "Rhymes with Sewage" Nuij crashing into the boards after the hockey gods punished him for not passing.

Before the game, two Gold Division players in sheep clothing were scratched from the roster. Well done, league commish Brown.

Up next for the men in yellow are two games in four days. Please advise management of your availability.

Yellow Jackets vs Honey Badgers Sunday November 29 11:40 am @ The Hive.

Yellow Jackets vs Flyers Wednesday December 2 10:00 pm Langley

Last Game Result: Mar 05 2017

Team 1 2 3 F
Bier Bauch « 4 3 0 7
Yellow Jackets 1 4 0 5
Goal Scorers: Andrew Shook (10:00 in 1st), Pete Nuij (18:50 in 2nd), Andrew Shook (22:52 in 2nd), Andrew Shook (27:58 in 2nd), Andrew Shook (29:11 in 2nd)
Goaltender: Chris Humeston (L)

Coming Up

Nothing Scheduled

Regular Season Leaders

Points Andrew Shook 40
Goals Andrew Shook 22
Assists Rob Blair 25
PIM Andrew Shook 24
SO Chris Humeston 0
Wins Chris Humeston 6
GAA Chris Humeston 4.04