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Anemic Turkey Game Roster

Posted by: Rob Blair on Thu Jan 26th 2017 3:55pm

Yellow Jackets vs Biere Bauche Sunday October 9th 6:55 pm @ the Hive

Pete Andrew Darien
Pummy Derek John

Denton Jamie Brian

Press Box: Bill, Mike, Murray, Rob, Craig, Greg, Brad, Dan

Anyone have a last minute change of plans?

Turkey Game 2017

Posted by: Rob Blair on Thu Jan 26th 2017 3:54pm

Fellow Yellow,

Thanks to Denton "Wrinkles" Muir for the following game story:

"We actually won! 3-1 - I am good for Turkey Bowl on Sunday – will bring pucks – btw – in your right up – thank Derek for the biggest contribution on Sat night – a mitt full of new warm up pucks!

Murray kept the bathroom clean – Bill “best kept back hand secret” Cailey also scored. I got beat like a rented mule on their only goal – I was a pylon on the rush for sure. Greg had a shirt. Horstead had all of his equipment. Chris’s double double kicked in at the exact right moment."

Up next for the Yellow Jackets is the annual Turkey game. Please let Management know asap of your availability. We need at least 10 skaters, plus a goalie, plus a beer bag. I have already disappointed my family by committing to this game, you can too!

Yellow Jackets vs Biere Bauche Sunday October 9th 6:55 pm @ the Hive


Press Box: Bill, Mike

Saturday Night Hockey

Posted by: Rob Blair on Thu Jan 26th 2017 3:54pm

Fellow Yellow,

Not even Russell's first minute heroics could motivate the troops to pull out a victory this past Sunday as the Yellow Jackets lost 8-3 to a clutch and grabby Polar Ice team. Andrew "Hardcore Holly" Shook scored two goals while centre Murray "Chewy" McLeod disgraced the team bathroom.

After the game, some hard, look-in-the-mirror type questions were asked of the team:
-Why does defenceman Rob "Boom Boom" Blair get special beer treatment by keeper of the bag Humeston?
-Why did McLeod choose to destroy his own team's bathroom instead of the Polar Ice's?
-Will either Pummy "Hands of Silk" Sekhon or "Wild" Bill Caley be willing to shave off their moustaches and start fresh for Movember?
-Will Russell's torrid start to the season be enough to push him over the elusive 10 point mark for the season?
-How long will Brian "Bing" Best be sidelined with his knee injury?
-Why has ex-Pirate Craig "Jolly" Rogers not composed a theme song for the team?

The team will look to regroup and answer some of these fair questions Saturday night.

Yellow Jackets vs Icemen Saturday October 1st 10:15 pm @ The Hive

Please advise management of your availability.

Roster for Sunday September 25th

Posted by: Rob Blair on Thu Jan 26th 2017 3:53pm

Pete Andrew Darien
Greg Murray Pummy
Craig John Derek

Rob Mike
Brian Dan

Press Box
Bill, Basigin, Denton

Melt the Ice

Posted by: Rob Blair on Thu Jan 26th 2017 3:52pm

Fellow Yellow,

This Sunday night at 9:25, the Yellow Jackets hope to contribute to global warming by thawing the Polar Ice. The Polar Ice currently have a 2-0 record and are no doubt sitting atop the Pacific Bronze Division. The Yellow Jackets are looking to regain 0.500 status and continue their late game offensive output from last game...only this time not spotting their opponents a 4-0 lead.

Please let management know of your availability asap.

Last Game Result: Mar 05 2017

Team 1 2 3 F
Bier Bauch « 4 3 0 7
Yellow Jackets 1 4 0 5
Goal Scorers: Andrew Shook (10:00 in 1st), Pete Nuij (18:50 in 2nd), Andrew Shook (22:52 in 2nd), Andrew Shook (27:58 in 2nd), Andrew Shook (29:11 in 2nd)
Goaltender: Chris Humeston (L)

Coming Up

Nothing Scheduled

Regular Season Leaders

Points Andrew Shook 40
Goals Andrew Shook 22
Assists Rob Blair 25
PIM Andrew Shook 24
SO Chris Humeston 0
Wins Chris Humeston 6
GAA Chris Humeston 4.04